169 Quotes by Paul Reiser

I'm feeling very vindicated that, when I see the audiences laughing and being moved, we were right. This movie was worth making,

If the powers that be see there is a bigger market out there, it will make it easier for the next time around.

He said, 'Listen, you are a very good writer.'

When you're in @#*!#-ing hell, your forehead can feel a wee bit feverish. (By the way, that's the way my wife actually curses. She doesn't use dirty words; she'll literally say "asterisk, pound sign, exclamation point, the-letter-'A'-with-a-circle-around-it, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk.")

My parenting style could be described as not good cop or bad cop so much as nervous cop. I'm always yelling for somebody to stop because they're about to get hurt. I'm the take a jacket, slow down guy.

My wife would say my worst habit is that I'm not good at dropping subjects. If something bothers me, I'll bring it up endlessly and relentlessly. I think it's a search for clarity, but she uses different words.

My wife and I never agree on the dishtowels. It's a matter of terms. She asks me not to put the dishtowel in the sink. So I drape it over the sink, but not in the sink. If that's our biggest problem, I think we're in good shape.

As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were.

There's something very refreshing about being on stage.