21 Quotes by Paul Scheer

I love that experience of seeing a bad movie or a movie that you don't even know, and then experiencing it with your friend.

Kiefer Sutherland is a crazy jerk on '24,' but you love him because he gets the job done. And I think that that goes for a lot of action stars, I mean Steven Segal is a jerk, but you want to watch him because, eventually, he's a jerk who can beat up bad people.

Summer movies are all about things blowing up and you going, 'Yeah!'

I'm married, and my wife has set out very limited Xbox limits. But if I had my druthers, I'd be playing all the time and never see any of my friends or do any work.

It's funny to think of Dave Chappelle's show and how popular it was and he was before YouTube. I would imagine 'Chappelle's Show' would be even more giant if there was a chance to put his stuff online and pass it around.

FX does a great thing with its comedies where they give them a slow push out there.

Adult Swim has cornered this really cool market, especially for comedy shows.

I saw every single movie when I was a kid.

The Internet is just a chance to do something. Nowhere else can you go, 'I have an idea, I can write this idea, and I can execute this idea.'