138 Quotes by Paula Poundstone

I’m really more prolific than most stand-ups. My act changes. I do fold in new experiences, new observations, whatever you want to call it.

I also like a great Caesar salad with anchovies, although I don’t know why some places say ‘with anchovies.’ If you’re making a proper Caesar salad, it’s going to have anchovies.

The position of First Lady has no rules, just precedent, so its evolution has been at a virtual standstill for years. If Martha Washington didn’t do it, then no one is sure it should be done.