109 Quotes by Pauly Shore

When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.

I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

I think the best comedy comes from stuff that's based in reality.

I'm definitely a lot more comfortable now in my 40s than in my 30s - that's for sure.

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.