109 Quotes by Pauly Shore

My belief is guns don’t kill people, people kill people.

My life’s like a big tour. It’s cool, I’m still semi-young. I’m not too old yet where it’s like, “I hate the road!” As long as I’m not anywhere for too long. I like to keep moving.

Find something that you want to do when you’re 60. Find your passion. Your passion, your work, whatever it is that you want to do. Find something that you would do, even if you didn’t get paid. Whether it’s an art or whether is something that you’re passionate about.

I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I’ll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we’ll have a Brad Pitt face-off.

Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that’s Hollywood.

It’s in my blood to tour. It’s in my blood to get on the road. It’s in my blood to go onstage.

When you’re a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that’s what I did.

All these kids in Hollywood, the people born and raised out here, their parents are all in show business, and that’s why I think we’re good. That’s why we’re on top of the game now because we were born in it.

My mom is two people to me. She’s my mom number one, and then she’s this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that’s responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.