109 Quotes by Pauly Shore

When you put yourself out into the world and say, 'Hey, look at me,' you're going to get criticized.

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.

Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood.

People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves.

Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.

I really don't go out every night to red-carpet events.

I think you gotta look at stuff half-full as opposed to half-empty.

I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get.

It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage.