109 Quotes by Pauly Shore

Son-In-Law was kind of my crossover. It was the movie that brought me out of the MTV audience into the mainstream.

Sesame Street... I think they were all high. With Big Bird, they had to be high.

I'm Jewish. I've always had a thing where it's okay to dance with the devil, just don't become the devil.

People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. The reality is that my movies all have made money.

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who’s an idiot, like myself, they’re fun. You either hate me or you love me.

When I shot the movie, I wasn’t gonna think about anything except for being the biggest knucklehead in the world.

I’m Jewish. I’ve always had a thing where it’s okay to dance with the devil, just don’t become the devil.

Comedy wasn’t something I chose – it chose me.

There’s nothing wrong with being a pretty girl, because you want to be, desirable. There’s nothing wrong with that, but you should have a plan B even if that is getting pregnant by a rich dude.