59 Quotes by Penny Marshall

My brother and sister were much older. They were planned. I was not planned for. I was called the mistake, amongst other things.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?

I want you to laugh and cry. That's what I do.

I wasn't like a girly girl. I was a tomboy.

I do talk like a truck driver sometimes, or I curse. What can I say?

I have a strange combination of fearlessness and massive insecurity.

We all used to collect baseball cards that came with bubble gum. You could never get the smell of gum off your cards, but you kept your Yankees cards pristine.

I don't mind if somebody texts me but I'm not a big texter, the things are too small. I don't mind if they text, '7 o'clock,' that's fine, that's logistics but, 'What's up?' Get real! Pick up a phone!