57 Quotes by Peter Sellers

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

The timing of the storm is good for us.

There used to be a me behind the mask, but I had it surgically removed.

Now then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbinder and his daughter have been kidnapped. Two, that someone has kidnapped them. Three, that my hand is on fire.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Ecstatic over the total annihilation of the Earth, Dr. Strangelove "resurrects" himself, miraculously regaining his ability to walk. His mechanical, robot-like body rises out of his wheelchair, crying exultantly: "Sir! I have a plan. Heh." (He realizes he is standing up.) "Mein Fuehrer, I can walk!"

You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, yes I probably will but . . . its all part of life's rich pageantry, you kneau.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.