3 Quotes by Phil Schwarzmann

PPROBLEM: You "forget" to take off your shoes in the house.SOLUTION: There's no solution to this. She'll divorce you if you don't take off your shoes.

You're an unemployed bum. Should you live in that Finnish city by the lake with the S-market and K-market? Or how about that other Finnish city by the lake with the S-market and K-market? Finnish cities are all so very different!

You're already dead inside. Years of living in Espoo have made you an empty husk of a human being. They don't call their hockey team the "Espoo Blues" for nothing.