18 Quotes by Pinky Mulligan

No, I'm going to need live-in help. I was thinking of calling my mom. I know she'd come, but she's got this trip to Ireland next month with her friends; it's something they've been planning for two years, and I'd hate to...

Get in. It's not safe to be out walking alone at this time of night.

Friends? A best friend in the neighborhood, maybe?

What do you mean, I can't be here? I happen to be a close personal friend of the owner, and ...

We're not going anyplace in this, this thing. Out! Both of you, right now!

You can leave everything in the vehicle. I'll lock it.

There's something you ought to know. I slept with Cosmo last night.

Santiago will be here. I've got some fresh misery for him.

Stork bite. It'll go away, the doctor said, probably by the time she's in kindergarten.