201 Quotes by Prince Philip

If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then?

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.