201 Quotes by Prince Philip

You’re just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don’t trust me and I don’t trust you.

They’re not mating are they?

You can’t have been here long, you haven’t got a pot belly.

The bastards murdered half my family.

What about Tom Jones? He’s made a million and he’s a bloody awful singer.

I never see any home cooking – all I get is fancy stuff.

I’ve never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.

People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

They’re a damn nuisance – I’ve got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.