201 Quotes by Prince Philip

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.

The more people there are, the more food we need, the more space we occupy, the more resources and consumer goods we wish to have and the more development has to take place.

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?’

There is nothing like it for morale to be reminded that the years are passing – ever more quickly – and that bits are dropping off the ancient frame. But it is nice to be remembered at all.

But we are not going to be able to survive on this limited planet if the population keeps on growing: there isn’t going to be anything left.

You look like you’re ready for bed!

Aren’t most of you descended from pirates?

If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort – provided you don’t travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

You ARE a woman, aren’t you?