201 Quotes by Prince Philip

The French don’t know how to cook breakfast.

People say after a fire it’s water damage that’s the worst. We’re still drying out Windsor Castle.

There’s a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

It’s a vast waste of space.

I therefore suggested that WWF should invite leaders from the major religions to meet together to discuss what – if any – responsibility they felt they had for the natural environment as a “sacred” entity.

Ah, you’re the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then?

Well, you didn’t design your beard too well, did you?

I would like to go to Russia very much – although the bastards murdered half my family.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.