201 Quotes by Prince Philip

Dontopedology is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it

We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!

The biggest waste of water in the country is when you spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer!

It's no use saying do this, do that, don't do that ... it's very easy when children want something to say no immediately. I think it's quite important not to give an unequivocal answer at once. Much better to think it over. Then, if you eventually say no, I think they really accept it.

You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.

So who's on drugs here?... HE looks as if he's on drugs.