201 Quotes by Prince Philip

If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

Do people trip over you?

What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.

I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.

You could do with losing a little bit of weight.

Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

It's a vast waste of space.

So this is feminist corner then.

Do you work in a strip club?