98 Quotes by Quentin R. Bufogle

There are no sacred cows – just ask Ronald McDonald.

Arguing that the only problem with a free market is lack of competition, is like arguing that that the only problem with prostitution is that there aren’t enough pimps.

I’m not frightened by the advent of intelligent machines. It’s the sarcastic ones that worry me.

A woman on an online dating site asked if I’d ever had an STD. I told her my high school prom date was named ‘Chlamydia.

Forget the National Debt Clock. We need an electronic billboard to track all the daily shootings in this country. I’m really sick of listening to all the mouth breathers who soil their camouflage pants every time someone suggests we might have a gun problem. Other countries have crazy, violent people. What they don’t have is 300,000,000 WMDs and a gun show loophole that allows any psycho with a valid credit card to own ’em.

Time heals all wounds; some broken hearts – and most cases of writer’s block.

Stupid is terminal. There is no cure. I know those who’ve beaten cancer, but not a single individual who’s ever been cured of stupid. Fortunately, nature has its own way of thinning the herd. The stupid ultimately don’t survive. The antelope that doesn’t recognize the lion as predator, winds up inside the lion.

I don’t mind being a team player. I’m just tired of being the soccer ball.

What’s this business about the ‘little man in the canoe?’ If it’s big enough for a canoe, it’s too big for me.