12 Quotes by R.S. Burnett

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    Why don’t we do the whole friends with benefits thing?” he asks seriously.“Because I don’t think I’d enjoy having the benefits you give me removed” I answer back not missing a beat.“Just friends it is then” he says not perturbed and starts eating his lunch.

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    So no I'm not perfect. I'm still as fucked up as I always was, the only difference is that now I'm happy with it. I accept it and make the best of it.

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    What would be your first thought if you woke up naked, next to me in bed?”“Huh … it’s kind of warm considering hell has just frozen over

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    I have never been with an ugly woman!” he argues.“You’ve never been with one that can tie her own shoe laces either

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    Do you two have history?” “We used to friends” “Used to be?” “When I left, I never wanted to see him again

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    I don’t reply. Surely Tucker wouldn’t bring someone back to a room knowing that I’ll be in the bed too, first shot. He wouldn’t do anything with her after last night, this morning and this afternoon, second shot. Although he is all over her and has been since we got here, third shot. Maybe I didn’t drop my knickers quick enough, fourth shot. He’s probably laughing at me for everything I told him about the dream and stuff I wince and slam the now empty jager bomb glass down.

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