1,033 Quotes by Rachel Caine

You are just landmark stupid, aren't you? Has Guinness called yet about that world record?

Next time we commit crime, we'll make sure to include him.

You know,' Shane said twenty minutes later, 'I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think i was the go-to guy for breaking and entering.'She felt a flash of guilt about the breaking-and-entering part -but she had called him- just before her heart did a funny little painful flip and she heard him say again in her head THE TWO OF US.

Hell", Shane spit in disgust. "I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her" He tossed her the bat.

You look fabulous," he told her, and kissed her. "Oh, crap, now I've got glitter, right? Leatherface does not do glitter. It's not manly." Claire and I both rolled our eyes, right on cue. "Right. Small price to pay for the privilege of kissing such a beautiful girl, what was I thinking? Sorry.

Because Oliver wants you, and what Oliver wants, Oliver gets, right? So get your sweet little butt up already.”“Hey,” Shane said, and stood up. “I’m not telling you again, Jase. Stop.”“What, because I said she had a sweet little butt? You don’t think she does? Hard to believe, since you spend so much time staring at it.

It's your chili dog. Clean it up.""It's your turn to clean.""The house. Not your trash, which you can walk your leatherfaced-ass unto the kitchen to throw away.

It's a guy thing. We have reactions to women in tight leather with whips. It's sort of involuntary.

Who's your daddy?'Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excuse me?