14 Quotes by Rachel Perry

Owen Wilson... I loved him in Royal Tenenbaums when his shirt was off and his gut was showing. I don't care if a guy is out of shape.

I didn't think I was hideous or anything.

I asked each one of them to make out with me and their reactions varied from excitable to horrified.

If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun.

David Bowie was awesome the easiest, coolest interview I have ever done.

Brandon Boyd of Incubus is hot, but he's too pretty.

I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.

Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke.

When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time.