103 Quotes by Ralphie May

Political correctness, to me, is an enemy.

I've been shortchanged and overlooked my whole life. And if you boo-hoo about everything, that's all you're going to do your whole life.

In L.A., fat people are mythical. We're like Big Foot. 'Oh, yeah, my cousin knows someone who's fat.' Nobody's fat in L.A.

I mean, comics fear sue - you know, lawsuits and stuff like that, just because they don't like to do paperwork.

I'm so Southern that I'm related to myself. I'm actually my own cousin.

When I was up for the film 'Dreamcatcher,' to play the role of an overweight kid, I was told I'm too fat to play the fat guy. That's like telling a Mexican to get a tan.

There's no getting around it - I am a politically incorrect, racially insensitive, culturally controversial comic, but at least I'm self-aware.

The comedians I always loved and respected the most were always filthy degenerates.

I don't need the fame or power.