103 Quotes by Ralphie May

If people get their feelings hurt from jokes, then they are too delicate to be in society.

I've been enjoying classes at the gym, where people look at me because I'm fat. At the end of the workout, they're sucking air and I've beaten them because I have more heart, because I had it much harder.

If we were all sitting around as different races and as different religions, if you were a real friend of these people, you would bust on them all.

I'm honest, at the end of the day - I'm obese, but I'm not obtuse.

When I get emotional about something, that's usually when funny comes.

People don't know where to place me, and I think that's why my audience is so big.

There's a big difference between being racist and racially insensitive.

The day you don't mess with somebody, that would be exclusive rather than inclusive. I strive to be inclusive.

My wife is my teammate. She's my best friend. I love her.