103 Quotes by Ralphie May

The overwhelming majority of my material has very little to do with my weight. It's certainly not the crux of my material.

I'm not your usual cup of tea.

I'm a crazy fat guy. And a strange one.

Some nights you walk off stage and go 'That was a good crowd.'

L.A. is not a place where people walk.

The perception of fat people in America is that they're fat, therefore they're dumb, they're lazy, and they must stink.

I don't get much respect from the industry in general, but that's OK. I didn't get into it for respect. I got into it to make people laugh, and that's what I'm doing. That's all I give a damn about.

You talk to - I had a good fortune of getting to spend a lot of time with Uncle Miltie and guys like Buddy Hackett before they passed away.

I'm even handed. I just point out the stupidity we all do.