103 Quotes by Ralphie May

I'm too blunt, too matter-of-fact and not PC enough.

Most comics can't produce the amount of material I produce.

I think there's too much emphasis on making sure our corporations are OK versus making sure our people are OK.

I think there's a bias against fat people on network television.

I keep my nose clean. I let the drama go on with somebody else.

I work hard, and I make people laugh. What's wrong with that?

Jay Mohr saved my life. That's not an overstatement either.

I know a way for no Americans to die in Iraq: Leave.

My audience expects me to push the limits, to be politically incorrect. I do that because for me, that's the only place where the fun is, when I get to push the boundaries and make people laugh at things that they probably didn't want to laugh at.