35 Quotes by Randy Quaid

I am being embezzled by a monstrous ring of accountants, estate planners and lawyers who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties.

all skinny guys with beards are jerks

Honestly, it was pretty challenging working with a talking raccoon.

If you don't stick up for what's yours, and defend what's yours... what are you?

I would not do anything to besmirch my reputation any further than it has already been.

I went through this delayed-adolescence thing. I didn't want to be tied down to a family.

I'm not crazy. I play a lot of crazy characters, but I'm an actor.

I just always wanted to be left alone to go into a creative space.

I am being embezzled from by this monstrous ring of accountants and estate planners and lawyers, who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties,