35 Quotes by Randy Quaid

What I wish more than anything is that I could start getting press about my work as an actor. That is what I do. I’m not a criminal.

When I was a kid and the carnival would come to the shopping centre, I’d go down and talk to all the people running the rides. I like that whole lifestyle, moving from town to town in a nomadic existence.

It’s possible for people to gain control of every facet of your life.

Acting’s more of a business for me now.

I’ve been racketeered on.

Now with the Internet, a celebrity is fair game, and it’s all designed to sell advertising space.

I don’t trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit. I am afraid that if I went back there, it’s possible that I could be run through their system, their judicial system, and wind up in some county jail where I could be killed and I’m not gonna take that chance.

I love Canada.