33 Quotes by Ray Palla

A little holiday spirit lives forever in everyone. Test your own holiday spirit. Give away all of it you can. You'll see, it comes right back to you.

I swear if Washington moved any slower, we could be at war and it would all be over before they could even lift their sluggish, naked, dead asses off of their comfortable heated-seat toilets. -Fitzhugh to Captain Jeeter

My hands are way too big to text. I’d need short hand for my hands. -Foot to Pad

You can't shave a cat with a shoe.

Why go to so much trouble when Cranberry Juice, Chicken Broth, and Vodka tastes just like Thanksgiving Dinner, and you can enjoy it alone.

I can stomach just about anything… After all, I can deal with politicians… I don’t have any problem not puking on them! —Debra Wright, KNUT Reporter

Seasickness in itself is not contagious, but I’m pretty sure that puking is extremely contagious.

Give little people a little power, and it goes straight to their ugly, little heads. -Foot talks about authority

My name is Richard Werner. Dick. You can call me Dick.