132 Quotes by Red Buttons

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.

The last time I heard booing like that was when I was doing my act.

Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!