132 Quotes by Red Buttons

Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I’m on the throne. Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That’s to keep working and keep flossing.

Ninety isn’t old. You’re old when your doctor doesn’t X-ray you any more – he just holds you up to the light!

Christopher Columbus, who said to Queen Isabella, No, you got it wrong! The world is round. You’re flat! Never got a dinner!

The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can’t work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, “Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?”

Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don’t want to go all the way.

Gandhi, who went to Wendy’s and asked, Where’s the belief? Never got a dinner!

If I lose show business – I’ll really be an orphan!