132 Quotes by Red Buttons
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Alexander Graham Bell’s wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!
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Venus de Milo’s mother, who once said to Venus, You never call me. Can’t you pick up a phone? Never got a dinner!
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Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it’s not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!
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Captain Hook’s mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don’t scratch it! Never got a dinner!
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Dean Martin’s pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner!
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Pope John Paul II’s press secretary, who said, See, if only the Pope were Italian, he woulda shot back! Never got a dinner!
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