132 Quotes by Red Buttons
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Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner!
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J. Paul Getty, who still hasn't been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!
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George Washington, who said to his father, Dad, if I never tell I lie, how am I ever gonna become President? Never got a dinner!
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The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!
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Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!
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Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a dinner!
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Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, Are you sure all we did was kiss? Never got a dinner!
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Captain Hook's mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don't scratch it! Never got a dinner!
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Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!
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