41 Quotes by Redd Foxx

A girl's legs are her best friends... but even the best of friends must part.

It's some chopped liver. That's Jewish soul food.

What's an archive, son? Is that anything like a closet?

If you can see the handwriting on the wall ... you're on the toilet.

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.

Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.

Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle.

Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.