4 Quotes by Rich Allan

What a slacker. Just because daddy paid for his college education, he thinks he can avoid dying for his country." -- Willie "Drafted

I just buried my mother. I've been better.

I'm having a hard time getting excited about another four years in office. Being president isn't worth the daily public beatings I take for every word that comes out of my mouth. I can't remember a time when somebody wasn't pissed at me for something.

Have you been flashing down at the blind school again?