19 Quotes by Rich Burlew

Lien: There wouldn't need to be paladins if the world was, like, fair.

Miko: You would stand between me and this evil murderer?Hinjo: I'll stand between any two murderers I wish, thanks.

Let's see... "Advanced Flanking Theory", by U.R. Skrood. "Fighting on the Grid", by Minnie Churse. "Moving on Diagonals", by Wun and Ahaff. Ah ha! Here it is: "Attacks of Opportunity Explained", by Ben Dover and Taye Kitt.

Durkon: You're only saying that because you don't want the world to end.Roy: Of course I'm only saying that because I don't want the world to end. This is not an otherwise common topic of conversatio

The gods don't deserve any special deference solely because they're powerful. If they can judge us based on our actions, we should be treating them according to their own.

You told me that it would be better to find family among people who were good than to try and find good among my family.

Also, as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself defending your inalienable right to make someone else feel like garbage, you’re on the wrong side of the argument.

Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN’T solve?

It turns out I had this huge geeky safety net out there that I didn’t know about this whole time, made up of people who have been reading my comic for nine years but never contacted me.