19 Quotes by Rich Burlew

You know, the first two, I probably should’ve seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much.

I think I just had an evilgasm.

Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.

Druids always pick the hard way; it encourages natural selection.

I know it’s an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit.

You should have seen the look on your skull...

No way. I know acid, I’ve been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid.

So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!

Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.