21 Quotes by Rich Hall

Hope?! Hope is a bit desperate, isn't it? Hope is right below wishful thinking and right above performing a rain dance.

As an American, I'd like to apologize-for everything.

Not many musicians can get 10000 people to show up and help pay his back taxes, and when farmers are going broke and transatlantic pipelines need to be stopped and towns are blown up in fertilizer explosions or schools for impaired children need to be built, Willie shows up. Does the show for free. For three hours. Everyone has a good time, and somewhere, Bono squirms just a little bit on that self-righteous cross he's nailed himself to.

In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.

When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you’re rich. If your name is on your desk, you’re middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you’re poor.

A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years.

Women say they want a man who knows what a woman’s worth. That’s a pimp.

Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, “my keys are in there!”

The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can’t quite figure it out for themselves.