21 Quotes by Rich Hall

Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News – worst news service on the planet and the evilest.

A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.

The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.

Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.

The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.

The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.

Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.

Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side.