54 Quotes by Richard Hammond


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    I do not see how hanging litter louts up by their heels and beating them with sticks could be considered a crime.

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    Watching Life on Mars was quite frightening for me because dipping in and out of reality was quite like myself

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    Unless I have been sorely misinformed, supermodels are powerless to resist a man with illuminated doorsills.

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    This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that wed ever name a car on Top Gear. I wish I hadnt said that.

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    Some say he isn’t machine washable, and all his potted plants are called ‘Steve’. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

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    When the afterburner lights, I haven't got 5,000 horsepower. I've got 10,000 horsepower, and possibly the biggest accident you've ever seen in your life.

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    Say German cars are sort of very built and efficient. Italian cars are a bit flamboyant and quick. Mexican cars just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent...

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