177 Quotes by Richard Kadrey

When it’s true love you know why you’re getting stabbed.

The lucky among us might get the same deal as Dysmas. Dysmas was one of the thieves crucified next to Christ. When he asked for forgiveness, Christ said, ‘Today you will be with me in paradise.’ ” Candy.

They were the understanding eyes of kindly folk who burned witches alive to save their souls.

The thing you have to understand about Lucifer is that he hardly ever talks, and when he does, it’s never much more than a whisper. When half the universe is hanging on to your every word, you don’t have to shout.

Sometimes there’s nothing worse than the truth. It can be harder and sharper and hurt more than a knife. The truth can clear a room faster than tear gas.

Black is a good color anytime you’re flinging around blood.

But these days, I’m working on the theory that killing everyone I don’t like might be counterproductive.

But she’s not going to call the cops or stab me in my sleep, and what more can you ask of a pretty girl?

Everyone in California is a Buddhist for fifteen minutes. Then they realize they’re not allowed to eat chili dogs and enlightenment starts sounding like a real drag.