177 Quotes by Richard Kadrey

The dead think they can get away with anything because you’ll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead, make sure you deal and don’t let them buy you drinks. They’ll slip you a formaldehyde roofie and pry the gold fillings out of your teeth.

He says, “Look into your heart, Stark,” and hangs up. I look into my heart and all I can see is bourbon and me punching Samael in the balls.

That sounds like the sin of pride, Marshal. Better run downstairs and let Miss December flog it out of you. Webcam it and charge by the minute. You won’t ever have to take government money again.

All are equal in the grave.

If Mason wasn’t crazy before, he’s definitely joined the banana army now.

My back feels like someone beat me with a pillowcase full of tuna-fish cans.

You have to burn beliefs when they become convenient lies solely for the purpose of gaining and holding power.

I’d like to think they’re staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I’m not Elvis. I’m Lobster Boy, hear me roar.

Yes, there are vampires. Try to keep up.