150 Quotes by Richard Pryor

I bought my parents a home before they died, and they got to see that I was going to be all right. They always thought I would go someplace.

You have to have lived some life. You've got to have paid some dues.

I believe in divine forces and energies.

There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.

Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?

Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.

I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.

When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way!

I went through every phone book in Africa, and I didn't find one god damned Pryor!