150 Quotes by Richard Pryor

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool.

But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.

Who you gonna believe, bitch? Me? or your lying eyes?

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?

What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I think about dying. I've come to realize we all die alone in one way or another.