5 Quotes by Richard Rider

It ain't embarrassing just thinking something's hot. You can be as sensible and respectable as you like through all the day and night but all that goes out the window when it's about sex. Just go with it. If it makes you hard and it ain't hurting no one who don't wanna get hurt, then it's a good thing. No drama. You need to just let go sometimes.

If I just open this window a bit, that man might put his fingerup your bum. Wouldn't that be nice for you?

You are not deep and complex. You’re the most 2-D person I’ve ever met in my life. Miyazaki drew you and threw you straight on the scrap pile because you look too anime.

He’s beautiful because he’s not and he doesn’t care.

He’s got one leg hooked up over Lindsay’s shoulder, one braced against the dashboard. He’s still got his socks on, red with a little Christmas tree on each ankle. Well sexy.