58 Quotes by Richard Roeper

Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman.

The truth is that our way of celebrating the Christmas season does spring from myriad cultures and sources, from St. Nicholas to Coca-Cola advertising campaigns.

Living in the past is a Jethro Tull album, not a smart poker strategy.

There's a lot of vitriolic ranting out there, but there are literally hundreds of critics on the web who care deeply about film and having something to say about it.

On first blush, Hold 'em seems like a ridiculously simple game.

Sometimes a 3-1 favorite loses. That's why they call it gambling, and that's why they keep flipping over the cards.

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.