3,416 Quotes by Rick Riordan

They want to cook you and eat you," she said distatefully, "which is ridiculous. You'd taste terrible.""Thank you, grandmother.

Then the glow grew brighter: a holographic golden sickle with a few sheaves of wheat, rotating just above Meg McCaffrey.A boy in the crowd gasped. "She's a communist!

Standing on the yarndarm of the USS Constitution, looking down at Boston Harbor two hundred feet below, I wished I had the natural defences of a turkey buzzard. Then I could projectile-vomit on Percy Jackson and make him go away.

Percy!’ Annabeth scolded. ‘You just opened another Monster Doughnut shop somewhere!

We're fresh out of flying boys.

People don’t just appear on the beach unless they’re demigods or gods or really, really lost pizza delivery guys. (It’s happened—but that’s another story.)

You’re so cute. I wish all my daughters could break the heart of a boy as nice as you. (The Titan’s Curse - Chapter 13, Page 187)

Ah, ¿esperabas que jugara limpio? Soy el dios del amor. Nunca soy justo.

Percy wadded up his falafel wrapper. Along with being a water-breather, the dude also had the ability to inhale food.