3,416 Quotes by Rick Riordan

Monsters don't die. They just dissipate into smoke and dust, which saves heroes a lot of trouble cleaning up after a fight.

Her perfume was a mixture of roses and tear gas.

But this plan of yous!' Tawaret shuddered, causing a tsunami of jiggling hippo flesh.

Cinnamonrolls are good for harpies.' She [Ella] said.

Oh no." I said panic rising in my chest. "No, no, no, Somebody get a can opener. I've got a god in my head!!

Each person's grief has its own life span; it needs to follow its own path.

Where can we find Tarquin?" she asked. What she meant was: Who can I kill to make myself feel better?I knew the answer was no one.

I'm so angry with you. Doing this to Piper. To us. Not letting us be there for you. What were you thinking?"It took me a moment to realise she wasn't talking to us. She was speaking to Jason.

In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn't catch the pun, but thank you, Carter. God of the dead, drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, hilarious. Now, may I continue?]