3,416 Quotes by Rick Riordan

That's it, cupcake. You're going down.

Etiquette tip: If you're looking for the right time to leave a party, when the host yells, "No one leaves here alive," that's your cue.

It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way.

If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.

anyway. Leo said, I hope you've got your worksheet, 'cause I used mine for spit wads days ago. Why are you looking at me like that? Somebody draw on my face again?

Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

Holy mother!""Hmph. More like holy father. I'd think you'd know the difference."-Hephaetus

After the satyrs filed in to dinner, the Hermes cabin brought up the rear. They were always the biggest cabin. Last summer it had been led by Luke, the guy who fought with Thalia and Annabeth on top of Half-Blood Hill. For a while, before Poseidon had claimed me, I'd lodged in the Hermes cabin. Luke had befriended me...and then he'd tried to kill me.

Chiron looked surprised. “I thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles.