3,416 Quotes by Rick Riordan

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.

Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?Rachel: Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god!...They don't seem to care.

We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again.

It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up.

The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.

Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is.

She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.

[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.