3,416 Quotes by Rick Riordan

Because nothing helps you make friends faster than a rotting corpse with a French accent

This is not a baby," Hades noticed. "I think it's a rock."He was observant that way.

Ever had one of those dreams where you wake up startled because you felt like you were falling? That's the oneiroi messing with you. They probably picked you up and dropped you, just to be mean. Next time it happens, smack your fist on the floor and yell, "Hades, tell you stupid daimons to knock it out!

He'd been raised and trained by Chiron himself, the famous centaur who taught all the best Greek heroes. (Cough, me, cough.)

I’m nobody’s sidekick,” Annabeth growled. “And, Percy, his accent sounds familiar because he sounds like his mother. We killed her in New Jersey.”Percy frowned. “I’m pretty sure that accent isn’t New Jersey. Who’s his—? Oh.”It all fell into place. Aunty Em’s Garden Gnome Emporium—the lair of Medusa. She’d talked with that same accent, at least until Percy had cut off her head. “Medusa is your mom?” he asked. “Dude, that sucks for you.

Stand your ground!" Stheno yelled. "I've got free samples!

Annabeth's voice caught on the word friend. Percy was a lot more than that. Even boyfriend really didn't cover it. They'd been through so much together, at this point Percy was part of her--a sometimes annoying part, sure, but definitely a part she could not live without.

You’re not getting away from me. Never again.” - Percy

You promised, Seaweed brain. We would not get separated! Ever again!